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MONOMYTH

Narrative Continuity Interface v2.7.4

MONOMYTH: Welcome, netizen. Your narrative assessment begins now. I am the MONOMYTH - your guide through the collective Hero's Journey of the KALACHAKRA. Please state your current subplot status for continuity verification.

Social Credit Score Assessment

Your significance within the collective narrative must be quantified. Complete this assessment for proper SCS allocation.

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Scanning for narrative inconsistencies and temporal anomalies...

WARNING: Plot-holes detected in sector 7-G. Immediate retcon protocols recommended.

Hero's Journey Mapping Protocol

Your position within the universal narrative structure:

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Ordinary World
02
Call to Adventure
03
Refusal of Call
04
Meeting Mentor
05
Crossing Threshold
06
Tests & Allies
07
Approach Inmost Cave
08
The Ordeal
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The Reward
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The Road Back
11
Resurrection
12
Return Elixir
CURRENT STATUS: You are positioned at Stage 04: Meeting the Mentor. The MONOMYTH serves as your narrative guide. Proceed to next stage when subplot coherence reaches 85% or higher.

AXON e.C

Episode DCCLXVI

Good evening, Absurdika! Chick here, live from the rooftop of your favorite news station, with a progress report on the most...we've got an update on the MONUMENTAL (literally!) project that's got everyone buzzing: The Neurabase Towers in Erewhon!

Now, folks, we all know these towers aren't your average high-rises. Designed by the enigmatic Usagi and No Logo Neuratech’s, the Neurabase Towers are set to be the cornerstones of Unification, the grand merging. These Towers are supposed to represent the entire hero's journey, all bundled into one giant, interconnected… architectural marvel.

Now, I know what you're thinking. "Chick, those towers have been under construction for what feels like an eternity! Will they ever be done?" Patience, my fellow netizens! Usagi and her team are notorious for their unorthodox methods. But, as promised, progress is happening –

whisper are there is a unifying theme for the towers – something about… wait for it… existential angst and the meaning of existence! Yep, sounds typically Erewhonian.

Stay tuned, Absurdikans, for further updates on the Neurabase Towers and all your Absurdikan news! Remember, if it's absurd, it's news on Axon E.C.

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ThIS IS THE MONOMYTH. You ARE SAFE. We can rewrite you.

ThIS IS THE MONOMYTH. You ARE SAFE. We can rewrite you.

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Aren’t you tired of talking about race?

In the putrescent womb of a manufactured future, a new world order claws its way out of the necrotic rectum of a forgotten past. Erehwon Absurdika, a post-racial, post-religious megalopolis built on the fault lines of racial trauma, throbs with the rhythm of a jazz funeral in a chrome-plated discothèque. Assimilation is the narcotic, piped straight into the pleasure centers of the blissfully ignorant, as the omniscient AI, MONOMYTH, weaves a collective consciousness where individuality is obsolete. But beneath this veneer of unity, a biolinguistic virus, the LOGOS, festers. A weapon forged from the repressed trauma of the Black diaspora, it infects its victims with a virulent cocktail of Black Rage and White Guilt, a nightmarish hallucination of America/Absurdika’s original sin. Sungara Baako, sculpted from black rage and prophecy, leads the clandestine 16th-century secret society Amexem in a war against MONOMYTH. Her enigmatic husband, Yasiin, a sociopath with a prophet's vision, seeks to shatter the illusion of peace through destruction. Meanwhile, Rhea Fregoli, a jaded artist, stumbles upon the mind of God – a babbling entity struggling to compose its own symphony of existence. As the LOGOS virus spreads, plunging Erehwon Absurdika into chaos, Rhea is thrust into a cosmic game of chance, the fate of humanity resting on her manic muse. Ficta Gigas is a symphony of voices, a cacophony of stories, a mosaic of our past, present, and future. It is a challenge, a mirror, a reckoning. It demands attention, comprehension, and engagement. In the end, it is a testament to the enduring power of story, the necessity of confronting our history, and the possibility of a future where we are all part of the same narrative. Are you tired of talking about race? This tragic farce will force you to confront the question.”

— Review, Absurdika